BREAKING: MAGA Congresswoman Lauren Boebert attempts some desperate damage control as her Beetlejuice sexual misconduct scandal grows, threatening to completely destroy her political career.

Speaking to paparazzi in Washington D.C., Boebert said that the man who went on a date with her to see the musical — and who was kicked out alongside her after they sexually groped each other in public — will not be getting another date with her.

Sounds like he's dodged a bullet.

According to Boebert, she and the man have had a "peaceful" split. She claimed that it had "nothing to do" with the humiliating scandal. She insisted that it was concerns about his remaining a "private citizen" that prompted the split.

A good way to remain a "private citizen" is to not grope the breasts of a public servant in a packed theatre.

"Great man, great friend, and I wish him all the best," said Boebert.

"Ultimately, all future date nights have been canceled," she said, straining for humor. "And I learned to check party affiliations before you go on a date."

The fact that Boebert feels so comfortable joking about this is a disgrace. She should be removed from Congress and prosecuted for public indecency.

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