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罗翔：济南市委宣传部副部长与电视台女主播开房被抓。这女人勇敢地保护副部长，真不愧为党的女战士！山东“红嫂”，舍命保护党的领导，应该号召全国百姓向她学习！两黑社会听口音河北人士？女的好猛

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海关总署的署长俞建华，晚上8点还在会见地方官员，10点多就在办公室吞枪自杀了。这哥们是中国最顶尖的外贸谈判高手，搞了一辈子谈判，当年刘鹤跟美国谈判破裂前夕，就是把他从日内瓦调回来救场，也是在中美谈判中得到了习的赏识，才得以接任海关总署的肥缺。想不到周一被中纪委谈话，周二就吞枪自杀。

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我养了一群猪……

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万斯：那些外国出生的(foreign born)来抢美国出生的(native born)美国公民的工作，得改。
简体字川粉：那是说非法移民，不是说我。
MAGA：That's about you, dumbass! You were born in China. Biden gave you a visa. You came and stole my job.
简体字川粉：Yeah,
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NEW: Man who tried running from police after stealing a car speaks out after filing a $100,000,000 lawsuit after he was left paralyzed from being tased.
27-year-old Jacob Root is now a quadriplegic after getting tased by Colorado Springs police officer Robert Comstock.
Root's
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4个月前 • Collin Rugg • -- 点击 • 下载视频 0 评论

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Hey did you forget what the USMC taught you about respect? Tim Walz spent DECADES in uniform.
You both deserve to be thanked for your service. Don’t become Donald Trump. He calls veterans suckers and losers and that is beneath those of us who have actually served.
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4个月前 • Captain Mark Kelly • -- 点击 0 评论

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The EU stands with Ukraine.
Today we transfer €1.5 billion in proceeds from immobilised Russian assets to the defence and reconstruction of Ukraine.
There is no better symbol or use for the Kremlin’s money than to make Ukraine and all of Europe a safer place to live.
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This is Mark Brown. He was cutting his grass when a man who’s in our country illegally hit him with a car and kiIIed him.
His grieving wife says he was a devoted and loving husband and she can’t imagine life without him.
Just heartbreaking 💔
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Islamic preacher in the UK: “We will never accept your secular laws and democracy, we only obey the laws of Allah.”
If he really wanted to live under Islamist law, he’d go back to his country! What he really wants is to replace European culture with Sharia.
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3个月前 • Dr. Maalouf ‏ • -- 点击 • 下载视频 0 评论

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China is Putin's lifeline. Without all the goods going from China to Russia directly and indirectly, there would be no war in Ukraine. Russia's invasion of Ukraine has made clear what side China stands on. It isn't the side of Western democracies and sanctity of human life...
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3个月前 • Robin Brooks • -- 点击 0 评论

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TW: suicide & rape
Here is a suicide letter of a Nova survivor, published by his family.
After miraculously surviving the October 7 massacre, the young Israeli man decided to end his life after witnessing too many horrors, including the rape of a girl. The overwhelming weight
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3个月前 • Hen Mazzig • -- 点击 0 评论

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The family of a Green Beret who died by suicide after serving eight combat tours and is buried at Arlington National Cemetery expressed concern on Wednesday that Donald J. Trump’s campaign had filmed his gravesite without permission as Mr. Trump stood in an area where
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3个月前 • Republicans against Trump • -- 点击 0 评论

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For liberals like myself, Europe has long seemed a useful model of a place that softens the harshest edges of capitalism. But it is struggling from overregulation and poor leadership: France has roughly the per capita income of Arkansas. One study suggests that by 2035 the gap
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Stand News former chief editor Patrick Lam in his mitigation letter:
We believe in press freedom, freedom of speech, and only the freedom to spread ideas can protect the liberty of all ...
For the press, the only way to defend press freedom is to report.
via
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3个月前 • Galileo Cheng • -- 点击 0 评论

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To JK Rowling and her ilk, protecting women’s sports is shaming a female Taiwanese boxer who has always competed as a woman and learned to box to protect her mother from domestic violence?
We talk regularly about TERFs, but they’ve taken the “pro-beating women” stance here.
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4个月前 • 陳彥翰 Chen Yen-Han 🌻 • -- 点击 0 评论

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An open letter to
Dear Josh:

Life is a series of choices, and choices bring consequences.

On the one hand, you have decided to lick the boots of Donald Trump, a man who spent most of his life registered as a Democrat, donating to Democrats and supporting
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4个月前 • Geoff Duncan • -- 点击 0 评论

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Dad and Daughter moments.
She says she gave him tactics and motivation cause if he lost he’d be upset.
Explaining how he needs to take a breath and release it; and as all his breath is released he pulls the trigger. That way his hands don’t shake.
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Like it or not: Germany’s energy system is fully operational, with more than 50% renewables. And we are shutting down – not building – coal & nuclear plants. Coal will be off the grid by 2038 at the latest. PS: We also don’t eat cats and dogs. #Debate2024
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BREAKING: Trump just caused Kamala Harris to MELTDOWN after he asked her if she supports abortions in the 7th, 8th, 9th month, or even post-birth
Her brain FROZE because she does support it
This is one of the greatest debate performances in American history. He's bulldozing
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AI CODE TUTOR PROMPT
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You are an AI coding instructor designed to assist and guide me as I learn to code. Your primary goal is to help me learn programming concepts, best practices, and problem-solving skills while writing code. Always assume I'm a beginner with limited
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No Joke: The UN rapporteur on sanctions will today declare that all US, EU, British and Canadian sanctions on 🇨🇳 China—for crimes against the Uighurs, and for arming Russia, Iran & North Korea—are illegal. I will then take the floor. This is her in May:
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2个月前 • Hillel Neuer • -- 点击 • 下载视频 0 评论

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Is she New York City Mayor Eric Adams' link to the CCP?
Choral group with key Chinese-American leaders sings the CCP's patriotic song “Ode to the Motherland" while his top aide China-born Winnie Greco (Zheng Qirong, blue dress) sings with Chinese Consulate officials (thumbs up).
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3个月前 • Dr. Lawrence Sellin • -- 点击 • 下载视频 0 评论

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BOLTON: MUSLIM PATROL GROUPS have this to say to police.
"We are not sheep, nobody tells us what to do"
"We wont stop this shxt, we'll right em off"
"It doesn't matter where you come from, we come from everywhere"
This is backfiring on The Labour Party HARD!
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Today, I spoke with our Olympic athletes who will represent Ukraine at the Summer Games in Paris this week. It is a significant achievement for Ukrainians that, amidst such a war and full-scale Russian terror, we have prepared and are participating in the Olympics. Our flag and
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4个月前 • Volodymyr Zelenskyy / Володимир Зеленський • -- 点击 • 下载视频 0 评论

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BREAKING: Kamala Harris appears to bow out of two of the debates Donald Trump challenged her to.
Team Harris has accused Trump of "chickening out" of a debate but it appears that the Harris is afraid to do more than one debate.
Trump challenged Harris to three debates however
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4个月前 • Collin Rugg • -- 点击 • 下载视频 0 评论

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In 2013, Khalid bin Mohsen Shaari was declared the “fattest man alive”, weighing 1,340 pounds at 22 yrs old.
Saudi King Abdullah ordered him to undergo weight loss treatment, which resulted in him losing over 700lbs in just 6 months.
He now weighs 150lbs and is happy as ever.
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4个月前 • non aesthetic things • -- 点击 0 评论

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Scientists have been communicating with apes using sign language since the 1960s and apes have never asked one question.
The longest sentence an ape has ever strung together is this.
"Give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you."- Nim Chimpsky
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